2004-04-30
8:36 a.m.
30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!
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> >1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
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> >2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
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> >3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
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> >4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
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> >5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
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> >6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with
> >you.
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> >7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
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> >8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that
> >time of the month and nothing more.
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> >9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache,
> >beard, or sideburns looked cool.
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> >10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
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> >11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
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> >12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if
> >you don't.
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> >13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
> >
> >14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98
> >Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
> >
> >15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we
> >can stand up and go pee.
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> >16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't
> >have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
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> >17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice
> >if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love
> >us.
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> >18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans
> >sometimes.
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> >19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what
> >you wish for.
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> >20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just
> >mean.
> >
> >21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we
> >believe you.
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> >
> >22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better
> >anyway.
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> >23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
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> >24. PMS is not an excuse.
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> >25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it
> >up when you're done.
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> >26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't
> >turn us on.
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> >27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his
> >stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
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> >28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your
> >friends, but to us it's just wrong.
> >
> >29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it
> >down our throat and still want to be friends.
> >
> >30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll
> >pretend like you are anyway.
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